“I'm looking for freedom with a side of restraining order, but everything just comes with bacon.”
“If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.”
“How do you file a restraining order against sadness?”
“I need the kind of help that comes with a side order of help.”
“But Jack, you're just a Captain and I'm the General. I order you not to go. He tried to smile, . . . .These orders, he whispered, come from the Commander in Chief.”
“You know you're no longer a boyfriend when there's a restraining order.”