“Mira shrugged. If Rachel thought long-distance romance was weird, she'd think the truth - a fake long-distance romance, complete with eight months' worth of love letters that Mira had written to cover her tracks - was a whole lot weirder.”
“Angie: "How do I pitch these ideas to her?"Mira: "From a distance, preferably wearing body armor.”
“Romance takes place in the middle distance. Romance is looking in at yourself through a window clouded with dew. Romance means leaving things out: where life grunts and shuffles, romance only sighs.”
“Propaganda is a sprinter, but truth is a long-distance runner.”
“LONG-DISTANCE READING: To determine the readable distance in feet, of words on a billboard, take half the height of one of the letters in inches and multiply by 100.”
“To everyone who loves a long-secret romance, revealed at last.”