“They said every year was a gift, not a guarantee, and ought to be celebrated accordingly.”
“He had every gift but the gift of years”
“Pentagon ought to win the Nobel Peace Prize every year, because the U.S. military is the world’s foremost guarantor of peace”
“Read an hour every day in your chosen field. This works out to about one book per week, fifty books per year, and will guarantee your success.”
“Every lawyer shall tell his or her client that becoming involved with the legal system is like three years of experimental chemotherapy, one hundred percent guaranteed not to work.”
“It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.”