“I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check."-Cora”
Sarah Dessen
Lock and Key
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.”
Jeff Kinney
Cabin Fever
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.”
Michael Diack
The Super Spud Trilogy
“Remember-doubts may check pride, but too much doubt will keep you from doing what must be done.”
M.L. Forman
Slathbog's Gold
“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22”
Jarod Kintz
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger
“I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
Woody Allen