“Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.''You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.”
“This isn't about being a good friend..""No, you're right.. It's about family. You're my family, stupid.”
“Stop pathetically believing that you deserve fame or fame deserves you. It's yucky, and it's only making you miserable, so stop.”
“The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.”
“And isn't it funny how if one person speaks for real, then the other person can too? We just did that. We just became friends. It's just a matter of finding the right person and crossing that barrier together, almost like you're holding hands, but really you're holding the most tender place inside you.”
“Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth”