“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.”

“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.”

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”

“I dread the loss of her I've never touched love keeps me a slave in a cage of tears I gnaw my tongue with which to her I can never speak I miss a woman who was never born I kiss a woman across the years that say we shall never meet Everything passes Everything perishes Everything palls my thought walks away with a killing smile leaving discordant anxiety which roars in my soul No hope No hope No hope No hope No hope No hope No hope”

“Here I am and there is my body dancing on glass In accident time where there are no accidents You have no choice the choice comes after”

“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”