“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.”
“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.”
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
“- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it?- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex.”