“I've spent twenty-eight years doing what everyone around me expected me to do...being what everyone around me has expected me to be. And it's horrid to be someone else's vision of yourself.”
“Yes. I've sepnt twenty-eight years doing what everyone around me expected me to do...being what everyone around me has expected me to be. And it's horrid to be someone else's vision of yourself.”
“I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody. ”
“If you are expecting me to do what you are doing. Then at least convince me, what is there so great about it?”
“Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle.”
“Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal. 'I know it's a little stretched out, but I've had four kids. What do you expect? LOL.”