“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.”

“Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now and throw up.”

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.”

“Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.”

“Forgive me for being the stupidest man on the planet?”“Careful. You’re talking about the man I love.”

“Will you calm down for a minute, you psycho chicken, and tell me what the hell is going on?”

“Poppy: What makes you think I'm having dinner with you?Jake: Because you can't sit in your room and eat ice cream and chips two nights in a row. You'll get scurvy. You need vitamin C.”