“Dad? Um, listen. I have kind of a crazy story for you....”

“What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?'I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me?”

“Call me crazy for asking this, but, um, are Lissa and I going with you?""No""No?""No.”

“Thankful that I can share the disturbing stories in my brain with people.""I have so many stories to tell you...of course that is if you plan on listening to them...”

“Here's an exclusive, Tanner Graham. I love you like crazy.""My favorite kind of story," he said. "I already know how this one ends.""How?""Happily ever after.”

“My mother, of course, had a different opinion. 'They're driving me crazy!' she said, swatting at them with her beige Coach handbag. 'How can you tell?' my dad asked. 'Between your menopause craziness and your turning fifty craziness and everything else?''Forty-eight!' my mom cried. Dad groaned. 'Have you forgotten who you're lying to?”