“Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.”
“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”
“Christians believe that God came amongst us as a man, do they not? Yet the Muselmen say he was only a prophet, and that God has no name...We fight and kill each other so readily, yet if I had been born in the East, would I not believe the stories they believe, and if they had been born here, would they not be Christians?”
“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.”
“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.”
“Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.”