“I'm ninety-five years old. I can have ice cream ten times a day if I want.”

“Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat it all day.”

“Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all.”

“There are a lot of things i wanted to do.I wanted to become a teacher,and an astronaught,and a baker…I wanted to go to a bunch of different donut shopsand ask for one of everything!And I wanted to tell the ice-cream manto give me one of everything, too!I wish i could have five lives!Then i could have been born in five different towns,and eaten five lifetime’s worth of food,and had five different careers,and…fallen in love with the same person, five times”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons with a cupcake. For that much ice cream, I’d need at least two cupcakes.”

“She went out with Jacob for five dates, and then they broke up. She came over that night with a tub of ice cream and a bag of Hershey's KISSES. "Comfort food?" I said."If I needed comfort food I'd have brought two tubs of ice cream. I'm nor upset, Luce. This is what I always eat on a Friday night.”