“Because they're parents. It's in the job description. Must drive minivans. Must be immune to fashion. Must be freaks.”
“So must people hate their jobs.That's why they're called it jobs”
“They thought to use and shame me but I win out by nature, because a true freak cannot be made. A true freak must be born.”
“A true freak cannot be made. A true freak must be born.”
“[French] Parents see it as their job to bring the child around to appreciating this [food]. They believe that just as they must teach a child how to sleep, how to wait, and how to say bonjour, they must teach her how to eat.”
“Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.”