“bienvenue au fucking Canada!”

“Oh, so you're untouchable, huh, Delilah? You and your fucked-up relationship with your mother and everyone else in your life? Great. Does getting pissed at me make it better? does it fix ANYTHING?""You! Can't! Fix! Me!”

“It's rally bad when dads cry.”

“They say true genius often strikes in the pale moments between awake and asleep.”

“Explanations take the mystery out of things, right?”

“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.”

“Tonight, when Frankie sits at the table and innocently knocks over her glass of Diet Coke, Aunt Jayne starts to cry, and the translucent veil of general okayness evaporates to reveal the honest, ugly parts underneath.”