“They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick.”
“There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich" Under a picture of a mom holding a baby :-)”
“The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.”
“But there's a difference, isn't there? Between saying goodbye and death.”
“There's all the difference in the world between having something to say, and having to say something.”
“I'm away for a while. But there's no cash on the premises, no drugs, and the pitbull's tested positive. Twice.”