“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”

“I'd really rather die than eat your food and listen to you call me love.”

“Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.”

“I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.”

“I'd rather get sick from eating too many doggie treats, than get sick from eating none at all.-Kilo (my dog)”

“She's just nervous, Paddy. Don't worry, hon," saidSharon , her lips pulled into a generous smile. Her eyes sparkled with warmth and sincerity. "I'm used to these neck nibblers." "No offense,Sharon . But I'd rather have the chocolate," I said. She laughed and slapped her thigh. "Hell's bells, Patrick! She's the reason you've had me eating these Godiva truffles all day?" I looked at Patrick. "You're mean." His black brows formed question marks. Then his lips curled into a smile. "No, not just mean. Cruel." "I had her eat truffles for you," he said. "Are you insane? How is her eating my chocolate in any way helpful?" Sharon chortled. "You might not be able to eat the truffle, sweetie, but you'll taste it. Prob'ly be the best chocolate you ever eat, too." I looked at Sharon , then at Patrick. "Are you telling me that she's gonna taste like chocolate?" "Yes.”