“My current verdict would be: Crazy Eyes. Nice Ass.""I think I want that on my tombstone.”
“I’m not putting my faith or life in anyone’s hands. All that ever got me was screwed, and my ass is currently sore from it. (Wren)Nice imagery there, tiger. Graphic. Ever think of writing children’s books? (Fury)”
“I used to want the words "She tried" on my tombstone. Now I want "She did it." ”
“I want you to put 'He didn't want to ride the damn horse' on my tombstone.”
“[A]ll I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.”
“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I had saved her ass again. Actually it was quite a nice ass, come to think of it. In fact, my memory of the ass and its owner seemed to be remarkably clear.”