“My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.”
“A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it.It was fun while it lasted.”
“The last time I thought I was going to die, my life flashed before my eyes. I have always hated reruns on TV, so this time I just raised my arms and said "Do your worst.”
“I came hoping to see those eyes, but instead I return with my heart, leaving behind only flowers.”
“I saw my whole life flash before my eyes, boss. It was horrific. I haven’t done anything to regret yet and it’s been way too brief. I at least want a license before I check out, you know?”
“I rested my head on the wall behind me and closed my eyes, wishing my life had a button: Ignore All.”