“Number of camels it would take for a man to buy me: every camel in the world.”
“Men," she said rueful, "are the most absurd creatures on this green earth." "But there are camels," Gabriel pointed out. "Believe me," she answered. "I've taken camels into consideration.”
“Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.”
“Tomorrow, sell our camel and buy a horse. Camels are traitorous: they walk thousands of paces and never seem to tire. Then suddenly, they kneel and die. But horses tire bit by bit. You always know how much you know you can ask of them, and when it is that they are about to die.”
“a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop”
“Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!”