“Human resources? Is that what they're calling restrooms these days?”
“Human resources are like natural resources; they're often buried deep. You have to go looking for them, they're not just lying around on the surface. You have to create the circumstances where they show themselves.”
“Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.”
“Accepted that we all are human resources, but we are humans first and resources later.”
“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.”
“That's the reason they're called lessons," the Gryphon remarked: "because they lessen from day to day.”