“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so!”
Sarah Silverman
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
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