“Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.”
“life is a video game, only difference is that you don't always get three chances!”
“We are no longer worried that children are missing school because of video games, though. We are worried that they are murdering their classmates because of video games.”
“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took away his ability to shoot three pointers.”
“Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.”
“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”