“I like liars.Liars care enough to make the worlda more interesting place than it actually is.”

“The place smelled like Sam -- or, I guess, he smelled like the store. Like ink and old building and something more leafy than coffee but less interesting than weed. It was all very ... erudite. I felt surrounded by conversations I had no interest in participating in.”

“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”

“This isn't a lie, actually. I don't care why Edward left. All I really want to know is why I wasn't enough to make him stay.”

“God is more interested in your character than your comfort. God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy.”

“And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough themselves to make it as attractive as the crap game across the street!”