“Like the earth pulling on the moon,and the moon pulling on the tide,his lips gravitatetoward mine.”

“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...”

“Katie says, "You can't choose the time and place the when and where with whom you fall in love."She says, "It just happens like that weird feeling you get right before you fall asleep when you gasp in surprise because your muscles just relaxed and you feel like you are falling."She says, "Marcie, you shouldn't worry about it -- give it time to actually happen."I guess --I worry that I won't do it right.That it'll be the wrong time, the wrong place, the wrong person.”

“At the Redbox we gather essential movies:Johnny Depp, Jude Law,Michael Cera, and Jon Heder(because we all have a weak spotfor the skinny, homely, Leftover,Napoleon Dynamites of the world).”

“Don't fall for a hard body without a soft heart.”

“Sometimes good friends become more than friends, which is normal because our friends understand us best and we are comfortable around them.”

“People talk when they think no one is listening.”