“Sometimes good friends become more than friends, which is normal because our friends understand us best and we are comfortable around them.”

“It means looking out for your own interests. And, for how crazy life gets sometimes, that's a good policy.”

“At the Redbox we gather essential movies:Johnny Depp, Jude Law,Michael Cera, and Jon Heder(because we all have a weak spotfor the skinny, homely, Leftover,Napoleon Dynamites of the world).”

“And I don't know if you understand, but that makes for a lonely existence.”

“In this universe there are no time machines or keys that can turn hearts back around.”

“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...”

“Katie says, "You can't choose the time and place the when and where with whom you fall in love."She says, "It just happens like that weird feeling you get right before you fall asleep when you gasp in surprise because your muscles just relaxed and you feel like you are falling."She says, "Marcie, you shouldn't worry about it -- give it time to actually happen."I guess --I worry that I won't do it right.That it'll be the wrong time, the wrong place, the wrong person.”