“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...”

“It means looking out for your own interests. And, for how crazy life gets sometimes, that's a good policy.”

“There is no three-strikes when it comes to dating. One heartbreak and that's it.”

“My Wishis to fallcranium over Conversein dizzy daydream-worthylove.”

“If mom says women are not property, how come I want to belong to someone else?”

“If my mom says women are not property how come I want to belong to someone?”

“But no matter how hard I try, I still yearn forhugs/kisses/smiles/a hand to hold.”