“There is no three-strikes when it comes to dating. One heartbreak and that's it.”

“People talk when they think no one is listening.”

“It means looking out for your own interests. And, for how crazy life gets sometimes, that's a good policy.”

“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...”

“If mom says women are not property, how come I want to belong to someone else?”

“If my mom says women are not property how come I want to belong to someone?”

“You can't choose the time and place, the when and where, and with whom you fall in love.”