“There is no three-strikes when it comes to dating. One heartbreak and that's it.”
“I think it's because he likes you.' 'Well, that's too bad. I've given up that kind of thing.' 'What kind of thing?' 'Love, dating, the inevitable ensuing heartbreak.”
“Men are like busses. I mean, you wait for ages and ages, and when one does finally come along you can't get on. And that bit about them coming in threes, well, that's just a myth.”
“At the edge of heartbreak, we both take a leap into the unknown...That's when we see it, a buoy callled friendship.”
“When the lightning strikes one of us, it strikes both”
“Oh, I know what to do when I see victuals coming toward me in little old Bagdad-on-the-Subway. I strike the asphalt three times with my forehead and get ready to spiel yarns for my supper.”