“Buffy's high school was built on top of a vortex of evil, the Hellmouth. And whose wasn't?”
“Eastlake High makes Buffy's hellmouth look like a crack in the sidewalk.”
“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't imagine being on the bottom.”
“If she’s so important, why aren’t you here guarding her? (Wulf)Mostly because this ain’t Buffy and there’s not one single Hellmouth to guard. I’m up to my armpits in Armageddon down here in New Orleans and not even I can physically be in two places at once. (Acheron)”
“I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed.”
“There are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.”