“There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who alphabetize their record collections, and the kind who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”
“There's two kinds of people, kid: the kind who pretend they are, and the kind who pretend they aren't. Take my advice and don't be neither.”