“Peace can happen in 24 hours....just like war can happen in 24 hours.”
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. ”
“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.”
“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 hours. And come on, Polish would take at least 24 hours to conquer.”
“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”