“Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots?”

“When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you eat a piece of mass-produced carrot cake that contains 32 ingredients, your metabolism screeches to a halt while your body tries to figure out what all those things are that you just swallowed, and what it is supposed to do with them. Therefore, the problem isn’t “fat”, its piles of excess ingredients your body’s stacked on shelves and vowed to sort out later.”

“The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.”

“Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake.”

“I think it's more accurate to think of aesthetics as a key ingredient in a recipe, as opposed to the icing on the cake.”

“Adventure can be an end in itself. Self-discovery is the secret ingredient...”