“I was rolling my eyes so hard that I was sure one of my retinas had just detached itself”
“If I only had one eye, I’d look at my other eyeball with my good eye. It would be in a jar on the dresser, of course, right next to my detachable penis.”
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.”
“I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.”
“And then I thought that I had to be like Sherlock Holmes and I had to detach my mind at will to a remarkable degree so that I did not notice how much it was hurting inside my head.”
“I rolled my eyes. I had just added jewel thief to my resume and almost got killed by some thug, and all my brother could think of was fancy umbrellas and tropical drinks on a beach.”