“Maybe relationships shouldn't be such hard work...”

“Maybe relationships shoudn´t be such hard work. Like, if you´re right for someone then shouldn´t everything fall into place really easily?”

“Like, if you're right for someone then shouldn't everything fall into place really easily..?”

“You took out a book on blow-job technique from the British Library? They shouldn't have books like that in there!”

“That was the worst thing about having a relationship with someone, even a pretend relationship. You opened up, let someone in, and when it was over, they had all the ammunition they needed to completely destroy you.”

“Having a relationship and not even a sexual one is so straight, it's practically perverted.”

“Happiness really isn't that hard to find.”