“...my awkward silence default setting kicked in.”
“Insert the biggest, most awkward silence in the history of big awkward silences.”
“Trouble was her default setting.”
“I didn't used to be like this. I didn't believe in love and romance and swooning. My default setting was bitch”
“I was like the runner-up to Miss Mediocrity and my prize was awkward silence.”
“There is nothing quite as painful as a truly awkward silence.”