“My whole life had split in two: Smith and not Smith. I liked the Smith parts of it so much better.”

“She knew exactly what he meant. Despite their differences, because of their differences, they were a perfect mismatched set. Two sides of the same tarnished penny. An out-of-step Fred and Ginger. Vaughn was just as fucked up as she was - he was just so much better at hiding it.”

“I was rolling my eyes so hard that I was sure one of my retinas had just detached itself”

“... Veronique and Dylan having the mother of all arguments. I mean, it had a plot and a subplot and several walk-on parts....”

“Sometimes it frightens me how much I enjoy behaving like a complete cow.”

“Just once, I'd like to find a boy. And I like him and he likes me. And we have a laugh and the kissing's really good and there's no-one getting in the way of the laughing and the kissing. Is that too much to ask?”

“What you look like is just one part of who you are - but it's not all you are.”