“My whole life had split in two: Smith and not Smith. I liked the Smith parts of it so much better.”
“Whoever says The Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.”
“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the two would make a better quarterback than Geno Smith?”
“My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster.”
“people like to see will smith reacting to aliens”
“Winston Smith: Does Big Brother exist?O'Brien: Of course he exists.Winston Smith: Does he exist like you or me?O'Brien: You do not exist.”