“How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?”

“How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?”

“You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.”

“Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.”

“Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.Go very lightly on vices such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain’t restful.Avoid running at all times.Don’t look back. Something may be gaining on you.”

“Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.”

“Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.”