“How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?”
“How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?”
“It`s not how old you are, it`s how you are old.”
“Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.”
“The water doesn't know how old you are.”
“How old are you? I asked her."Old enough to know better." she said.”