“Guys like you make life easy for some women.”
“If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy.”
“Some women were created to make other women feel like shit about themselves.”
“There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult. ”
“You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.”
“If only life were like cupcakes; easy to make and never-ending.”