“Kiera, will we need diapers? I’m grabbing diapers. We should bring diapers.”Over my shoulder I yelled out, “Kellan! I’m sure the hospital will have some.” He didn’t respond to me, and I was sure the trunk of the Chevelle was going to be loaded with enough diapers to cover the bottoms of half the children in Seattle.”
“From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!”
“I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).”
“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”
“My role is insignificant. Sure, there’s diaper detail and fire watch and general fawning, but aside from keeping our noses above the poverty line, I’m as useful to the kid as a philosophy degree.”
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.”