“Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information”

“Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”

“I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.”

“The process of concentrating on the goalevery day greatly increases the likelihood of noticing anopportunity in the environment. The coincidence will createthe illusion that writing down the goal causes the environmentto produce opportunities. But in reality the only thingthat changes is the person’s ability to notice the opportunities.”

“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”

“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”

“Dogbert to Dilbert"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else?”