“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”

“The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

“If, as you say, our minds are delusiongenerators, then we’re all like blind and deaf sea captainsshouting orders into the universe and hoping it makes a difference.We have no way of knowing what really works andwhat merely seems to work. So doesn’t it make sense to tryall the things that appear to work even if we can’t be sure?”

“The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.”

“I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.”

“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn tothink of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.- Wally's Keynote Speech”