“How did people steal before computers? - Dogbert”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

“Dogbert to Dilbert"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else?”

“When did ignorance become a point of view?”

“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn tothink of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.- Wally's Keynote Speech”

“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”

“Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.”