“I get mail; therefore I am.”

“Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there”

“Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally”

“The best any human can do is to pick a delusion thathelps him get through the day”

“I should have written that down. - Dilbert”

“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.”

“Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.”