“If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.”

“Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Awareness is about unlearning. It is the recognitionthat you don’t know as much as you thought you knew.”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

“Okay, I can accept the idea that God doesn’t have apersonality exactly like people. Maybe we just assume Godhas a personality because it’s easier to talk about it that way.But the important point is that something had to create reality.It’s too well-designed to be an accident.”

“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”