“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
“There is no such thing as a stupid question. Just stupid people who ask questions.”
“The only stupid question is the question that is never asked.”
“It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.”
“If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?”
“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!”