“The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.”

“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”

“How can one part be more important if each part is completely necessary?”

“An insane person believes his world is consistent. If hebelieves the government is trying to kill him, he will seeample evidence of his belief in the so-called real world. Hewill be wrong, but his evidence is no better or worse thanyour evidence that it rained this morning. Both of you willbe converting evidence of the present into impressionsstored in your minds and you will both be certain your evidenceis solid and irrefutable. Your mind will mold the factsand shape the clues until it all fits.”

“Our system requires a continuous supply of highly capable people who are so disgruntled with their jobs that they are willing to chew off their own arms to escape their bosses.”

“But never being wrong is no proof thatthe method of testing is sound for all cases”

“Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.”