“The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.”

“In this profession mistakes are all a part of it. If you write something flawlessly you've done something wrong.”

“Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on but yourself!""Maybe I could blame it on society!”

“And you may blame me for your feelings, but it isn't fair to blame me for how you've chosen to behave.”

“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that it went horribly wrong.”

“Love is the most complex of all emotions. Hate is clean and uncomplicated, but love will turn you inside out and when it goes awry you’re left wondering what you did wrong. You always blame yourself even though the only wrong you’ve done is to give your heart to someone who was not part of your plan.”