“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn tothink of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.- Wally's Keynote Speech”

“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. ”

“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”

“If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.”

“Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally”

“You can change only what people know, not what they do.”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”