“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”
“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”
“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”
“When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.”
“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back.... and add a few lemons of your own.”