“Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.”

“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.”

“Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabularyare your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.”

“The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.”

“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”

“it is not belief to say God exists and then continue sinning and hoarding your wealth while innocent people die of starvation. When belief does not control your most important decisions, it is not belief in the underlying reality, it is belief in the usefulness of believing.”

“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”