“I thought it was just a picture of madness. But that wasn't. It was a message, it has to be, those words are too specific.”
“I'm a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing weenies on the front, and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It!”
“He asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies.”
“I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.”
“Words, too, have genuine substance -- mass and weight and specific gravity.”
“You're all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things!”