“The Postman rings twice, but the Insurance man rings until he collects"-Scott G. Brown”

“I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning the phone's still ringing.”

“Well, if it’s not an engagement ring, what is it?" He lifted my hand again and studied the ring. “It’s a... ‘I promise to be with you forever, or at least until you’re totally sick of me’ ring,” he declared. “I see. A bit wordy. But seriously, next time you want to buy me jewelry - think ‘small’.”

“Normal people have rock collections, shell collections, key ring collections and stamp collections. (The Captain had even known somebody with a letterbox collection.) But a people collection? That had to be the most bizarre one he'd come across. Not to mention the most unethical.”

“The terror is trapped inside of him and paralyzes him. He closes his eyes again and tries to drown out the scream - but it keeps ringing and ringing and ringing in his ears.”

“never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring”