“I hate this stinking little butt crack of a town!”
“I hate brandy...it stinks of modern literature.”
“You think I gave you crack?""Maybe."Is there anything about me that screams crack?"He grinned as he swayed. "Your butt crack," he whispered before dissolving into giggles.”
“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
“Kids are doing meth in every town in the country, Cat. Dang. Get your head out of your butt.”
“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack, they might make me feel sexier later on today.”